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The difference between a KU chic and a USIU chic


There are major differences between ladies from Kenyatta University and ladies from the United States International University.  Despite the fact that they are all beautiful and intelligent, there are things that really set them apart. Of course there are deviations from the norm but in general, the differences are:


A typical USIU chic will go to the extreme to dress like a model.  She will wear tones of makeup despite the fact that she’s already naturally beautiful. She will keep up with the latest fashion trends because she can afford it. A USIU chic shops at Stalls in town or at malls.  Her expensive looks might scare you away

A KU chic on the other hand has a simple but elegant mode of dressing.  ‘Condom shoes’ are common among KU chics but ask the male comrades and they’ll tell you that they find the shoes to be very sexy. They are cheap and are all weather.  She shops at Ngara or Toi market-affordable places.


Date locations

If you think you are going to ask a USIU chick to come to your Mfumbiro Hostel room in KU then cook for her Ugali and eggs, you are hugely mistaken. Unless you have an expensive crib or you’re able to pay for a decent place, she won’t show up. For an official date, you have to take her somewhere worthwhile. Somewhere that’s classy.

A KU chic doesn’t really mind. Whether you hang out at your hostel room or eat at some local hotel, it isn’t a big deal, as long as you are a good guy. As long as you treat her in a respectable manner and make her fell special, she’ll be happy.

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A USIU chic will see you when she wants to, not the other way round. If you call her for a meet up, she’ll give excuses, leaving you frustrated. When she calls you for a meet up, you should not have any excuses. It’s a must that you show up. She prefers being in control.

A KU chic understands the principle of give and take very well. She knows that for a relationship to be successful there must exist a two way traffic. If you call her, she’ll show up or promise to show up after a few hours.  A KU chic loves hanging out with her guy. Along the alleys of KU, you will see very many young couples walking together, every time.


Perception of love

A USIU chic will love you for what you have. If you are a bright guy, a rich guy or a popular guy, you will easily qualify. Also if you are a hot guy, you stand a chance. She loves trophy boyfriends. She wants to be with the kind of guy her friends will talk about.

A KU chic will love you for who you are. If you declare genuine interest in her, she will give you a chance. If she finds you to be sincere and true, things will move forward.   If you hold her interests at heart, the same way you hold yours. You’re definitely her type.

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  1. Sangabenard

    October 20, 2011 at 11:11 am

    What a shame when thousands were dying of hunger we never had of them, now comming to remove jiggers! what a shame that African youths or ‘role models’ as they call themselves are seeking fame out of such a stupid initiative. Anti-jigger campaign is an NGO whose pure aim is to seek publicity and money from donors by parading ten or so pple with jiggers. Kwani there are millions of Kenyans without jiggers who can do that job, should they go for those celebs?

  2. ecstacy

    October 21, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    @Sangabenard sometimes it is better to say nothing. What +ve difference have YOU brought to another Kenyan’s life?  Ahadi Kenya Trust keep up the good work. Don’t be discouraged by armchair critics who’ve never even run a kiosk.

  3. Yuyubenson3

    October 22, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    @sangabenard man Kenya is really infested. Ever gone to Kiandutu in central Kenya? Any help will do!

  4. Sk

    October 22, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    makende nyinyi 

  5. Annvalle

    October 24, 2011 at 12:01 am

    jiggers are the least of our worries in Africa and Kenya in general. Raila can direct these people to Kibera to see mud walled sewage drains called schools. He can also direct them to luo Nyanza where infant mortality rates are still very high. This is nothing but another useless NGO syphoning western dollars. These so called celebrities could not even qualify to wash toilets in the same western countries.

  6. Shiro Shiro

    July 16, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    Sisi kama USIU divas tumekataa hiyo minenos. hehee

    • mulky

      July 16, 2013 at 3:57 pm

      tumekataa kabisa

  7. EVE di poet

    July 16, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    Our good old favorite writer has decided to go controversial today,,,hahaa. Chunga usikujiwe na USIU divas…….Well put thoughts

  8. adem samwel

    July 16, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    that luks samau true bt i personalluy doubt t juu lov is` nt in l
    uks bt hat

  9. emmah sarah nandwa

    July 16, 2013 at 3:42 pm

    heart please,,,,!!!!
    come on

    ulisoma wapi?

  10. disqus_GQ8L7Ojo1e

    July 16, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    So silly. It was entertaining for a few minutes

  11. Tina

    July 16, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    Ok this aint true about usiu chicks come on the writer is biased and doesnth know them facts at all in my opinion this is utter bollocks that has been written as well as usiu students are intelligent like a KU student .
    Seriously get your facts straightened out before you write bollocks like this .

  12. tim

    July 16, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    eti graduated with a honours? wth is a honourd? nkt

  13. ***@@@$$$

    July 17, 2013 at 5:09 am

    I suspect the writter was surely dumped by a USIU chik….Pole man.

  14. anonymous

    July 17, 2013 at 10:32 am

    as much as its overly exaggerated, there’s some truth in it.

  15. Sera

    July 17, 2013 at 11:07 am




  16. Annabel Munga

    July 17, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    In contrast to allegations; USIU has taught me invaluable lessons and I will forever be grateful! my Alma mater dear!

  17. ffff

    July 17, 2013 at 7:50 pm

    quite untrue, that’s what we call a stereotype

  18. lilrayz

    July 17, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    That’s a lie

  19. HER!

    July 19, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    I would love to see the methodology to this sketchy ressearch of yours, anyone can come up with crap like that, but then some people like to deal with real tangible facts….this must be how you imagine USIU to be, except, you just might be wrong.

  20. David Quintisha Tabansi

    July 25, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    If this is true,then all men should avoid USIU CHICS.I need to visit Kenya some day to experience this

  21. Anne Musengi

    July 26, 2013 at 4:47 am

    This writer is just confused. Stereotypes are just not the way to go. Talk about old news! Look for facts unless, you personally went through this, then pole! No point bashing USIU chicks all the time it wont help you sleep better anyway. Moving on!

  22. viru5Detected

    July 26, 2013 at 11:04 am

    this type of lazy writing is the reason professional journalism in Kenya is on its death bead

  23. Seina Naimasiah

    January 7, 2014 at 8:13 pm

    i am utterly disgusted by this post,…you are a disgrace to today’s society and i pity your disheveled, delusional shallow emptiness of a brain,…if you put any thought to your so called ‘writing’.,…it would come to mind that this was a total stereotyping moment of thought,..or not thought,…
    women of today look further past the cliche and the norm and if u took time out of your pathetic dorm room,..u would realize that time is passing by u not thinking,..(hence this post)and hence the lack of actual facts,..i would not be pleased if i was a KU chick cz he make’s ya’ll look pathetic!!!!
    quit staring into the abyss where u get ur info from cz its just as empty as ur thought and opinion,..
    so stop telling us of how u cook ugali and eggs for your girl during your anniversary and
    actually do some research.
    n YES,…im a proud USIU woman who puts her foot down on men like you when i read such BULLSHIT!!!!


  24. Kimathi 'Mwakimzi' M'Mworia

    January 7, 2014 at 11:21 pm

    I pity KU ladies being termed as average…..its peeps like you who give biased mediocre posts that made the president sign a draconian media bill to law.
    I suspect that you get mortified by the sight of beautiful women…in KU, USIU, the club, supermarket, your hood….heck, even your place of worship!
    In the words of Kanye West…… “Drive slow hommie”

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