‘I’ll have a vibrator with that, please’ - The Sauce
Connect with us

Hi, what are you looking for?

Da Squeeze

‘I’ll have a vibrator with that, please’

 

They’re selling vibrators in supermarkets now. I was at one the other day, standing at the till to pay for normal things like bread, that people buy in supermarkets. And then an  attendant was putting them up, between the lip gloss and the condoms, right above the chocolate bars, hanging innocently off the side, smaller than your palm.

They’re pretty colours, too. All pink and shiny. I don’t know if the idea was…I don’t know what the idea was. But it was an interesting idea, nonetheless.

 

I wonder what someone buying the vibrator acts like? Do they come into the supermarket knowing what they want to buy? Do they make a beeline for the till, or do they buy milk and sausages to disguise their real aim, hide it under them when they get to the till and quickly throw it across the belt to the bar code reader and hope their neighbour -or
worse, their pastor-isn’t at the next line…or do they saunter into the supermarket, supposedly shamelessly, to buy their evening entertainment, like buying a series?

 

I am all for a sexually liberated society. The more people talk about sex, the more information there is, and thus, the smarter decisions people make concerning sexual health.

 

Which is great, because people really need to stop being stupid about sex. I am not, however, on #TeamSupermarketSexToys. There’s a time and place for adult behaviour.

 

There’s a reason raunchy shows come on after 9pm news. Can you imagine your kid/niece/nephew asking you what those are? And the way kids know when you’re lying. Get your rabbits elsewhere. There’re shops for that.

 

6 Comments

6 Comments

  1. Pingback: VIBRATORS being hung on supermarkets>> i’ll pick this & that « Wenyenchi

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Advertisement

Some More Sauce...

Lifestyle

Kenyans on Twitter woke up to an explicit video that has since gone viral. In the video, a woman who is known on social...

Da Squeeze

Kenyan beauty Tanasha Donna Oketch recently opened up about her life. The 24 year old former radio presenter, musician and mother of one is...

Featured

Ugandan TV journalist Simon Kaggwa Njala’s face has got to be one of the memed faces of 2019.   But how did this Ugandan...

Da Squeeze

Who remembers the time when sex was simple. Well, nowadays there are a lot of weird fetishes that we can’t even keep track of...

Featured

The Free Mason society is known to be secretive and very private, but not anymore it may seem. The Freemason society based in Nairobi...

Da Squeeze

Kenya has a robust matatu culture and some people around the world love it. Award winning American singer and dancer Chris Brown yesterday (23.03.20)...

Da Squeeze

Is there a woman making your heart skip a beat? She might be a secret woman of your life.  Most women love, but they...

Da Squeeze

Kenyans on Twitter are not to be messed with, they bring guns to a knife fight. The hard-hitting K.O.T recently got into a Twitter...