• Eerible Faranfar

    YOU KENYANS DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WAR. DO NOT INVADE SOMALIA. YOU HAVE MORE TO LOSE IN A WAR WITH SOMALIS.

    Unfortunately, Kenya did not heed that valuable advice.

    Now, Kenya’s economy is in shambles. Tourism is “on its knees”. The once booming coastal villages have become ghost towns . Westerners have abandoned Kenya. They evenmoved their embassies to other countries.

    UK has banned Kenyan qat imports.

    Somali businessmen escaped the foolish counter-productive Kenyan government
    policy of looting and harassment. They move to Somalia, Uganda, and other African countries.

    People with money are welcome everywhere. Uhuru does not get even such a simple universal truism.

    Government coffers are today full of cockroaches and rat shit, instead of money.

    Jomo Kenyata was a great man. As often happens, great men beget stupid offspring.

    Just look at Uhuru Kenyata. On his face, you can easily read the
    phrase, engraved in blazing letters:

    UHURU IS A MORON.

    His hanging lower lip is a telltale sign of his foolishness, bewilderment and
    utter bankruptcy.

    WAA DOQON DACAYDA LAALAADINEYSA!

    I don’t like Al Shabab, but, boy, how I applaud their heroic revenge against
    the stray Kenyan attempt of occupying more Somali land, in addition to
    the N.F.D. (northern frontier district) – land of the Somalis given to Kenya
    by the decrepit English.

    All Somalis, whether pro- or anti Al Shabab now approve of the militants whipping of the dull-witted and dumb Kenyan security forces, with their
    president.

    Kenyans: Find another leader. This one is taking you to a very deep sea.

    Your president does not understand that neither he nor his subjects can swim.

    Take your funny ‘army’ back home, back to their ugali and beer!

    Can you imagine what would have happened if the Somali National Army had invaded you in the seventies and eighties? That army is now being re-organized.
    Run home before they come.

  • Eerible Faranfar

    YOU KENYANS DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WAR. DO NOT INVADE SOMALIA. YOU HAVE MORE TO LOSE IN A WAR WITH SOMALIS.

    Unfortunately, Kenya did not heed that valuable advice.

    Now, Kenya’s economy is in shambles. Tourism is “on its knees”. The once booming coastal villages have become ghost towns . Westerners have abandoned Kenya. They evenmoved their embassies to other countries.

    UK has banned Kenyan qat imports.

    Somali businessmen escaped the foolish counter-productive Kenyan government
    policy of looting and harassment. They move to Somalia, Uganda, and other African countries.

    People with money are welcome everywhere. Uhuru does not get even such a simple universal truism.

    Government coffers are today full of cockroaches and rat shit, instead of money.

    Jomo Kenyata was a great man. As often happens, great men beget stupid offspring.

    Just look at Uhuru Kenyata. On his face, you can easily read the
    phrase, engraved in blazing letters:

    UHURU IS A MORON.

    His hanging lower lip is a telltale sign of his foolishness, bewilderment and
    utter bankruptcy.

    WAA DOQON DACAYDA LAALAADINEYSA!

    I don’t like Al Shabab, but, boy, how I applaud their heroic revenge against
    the stray Kenyan attempt of occupying more Somali land, in addition to
    the N.F.D. (northern frontier district) – land of the Somalis given to Kenya
    by the decrepit English.

    All Somalis, whether pro- or anti Al Shabab now approve of the militants whipping of the dull-witted and dumb Kenyan security forces, with their
    president.

    Kenyans: Find another leader. This one is taking you to a very deep sea.

    Your president does not understand that neither he nor his subjects can swim.

    Take your funny ‘army’ back home, back to their ugali and beer!

    ARMY? WHAT ARMY! AN ARMY THAT CAN’T DEFEND ITS COUNTRY AGAINST A SMALL

    GROUP OF CIVILIAN GUERRILLA FIGHTERS.

    Can you imagine what would have happened if the Somali National Army had invaded you

    in the seventies and eighties? That army is now being re-organized. Go home before they come.

  • isindu

    We need to consider migrating MP’s and senators salaries to their respective counties. This will make sure they stay abreast their core duties…that is to work like everybody else!

  • Gabby

    Delay the Governors’ pay and condition it to balancing the books and paying other county staff and suddenly all will be OK.