11 Hilarious reasons men may give when they want a break-up!


There are certain “special” occasions that would make a man want to run away from his girlfriend or wife because of the expectations from his beautiful lass. Such occasions would be Valentine’s day, her birthday and anniversary when he senses his girl might want to go overboard with her expectations at  his expense. At such times, some men are known to come up with various excuses to avoid these expensive occasions that always make them feel like doing drastic things to get the funds including thoughts of robbing a bank or two. Some excuses would  include going into hiding and switching off his phone,  finding very dumb reasons to break up with his significant other and then getting back together with her after the above mentioned special occasions are long gone.

We came across this post doing rounds on the social media streets about men coming up with very dumb reasons to break up with their wives/girlfriends that we felt were worth sharing.



1.”16 missed calls?! You killed my battery, so you’re capable of killing me… It’s over!!!”

2.”How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT’S OVER!”

3.”You don’t even respect me, I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!”

4. “So now you’re drinking coke that has another man’s name on it, better go and find him because it’s over between us.”

5. “So Beyonce’s “Drunk in love” is your caller tune? I can’t trust alcoholics with my future kids. It’s over!”

6. “They are shouting bird flu and you are still cooking chicken. You want to kill me? It is over!”

7. “I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I can’t date someone who’s not patient.”

8. “You keep calling me honey, which means you’re calling my mother a bee? How dare you? It’s over!”

9. “You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short? It’s OVER!”

10. “I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!”

11. “You don’t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things, we’re done!”


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  1. Avatar Kimpet17 August 1st, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Ocampo see ruto,uhuru and co as already guilty even before they are charged.Every noble thinking member of the society knows that he Did not investigate the violence,he is relying on work of hired mercenaries like Omar Hassan and desperate Kenyan out to get international assail um who he has coached  to testify against Brave Ruto and Uhuru for political reasons. Who planned violence in Mombasa,Kisumu,Bungoma and Nairobi?ocampoooooooo youuuuuuuuuuuuuu willllllllllllllllll faillllllllllllllllllllll shame the devil and his angles.

  2. Avatar if-i-had-no-loot August 1st, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    @Kimpet17 How do you know that Ocampo did not conduct any investigations? Who hired the mercenaries, when and for how much? Were they hired to implicate only Uhuru & Ruto or all the Ocampo6? Violence in Mombasa,Kisumu,Bungoma and Nairobi may have been planned or not but remember to charge anyone there are conditions which must be met by ICC prosecutor so dont expect every Tom, Dick & Harry to end up in ICC court

  3. Avatar Paul Kwanusu August 1st, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    mazee be logical icc didnt come in kenya forcefuly its the political class who did where there smoke there is fire now they are busy tranversing the country  in the name of going into ahouse on the hill not knowing the icc implication this man ocambo is not judge kalpan Rawal ,mutembei ,jane Gacheche hes going to strike and you will be shocked as days nears confirming the blood of inocent kenyans is at their footprints take food thats rooting in kirinyaga farms to N.Estern using yuo choppers instead of wasting energy in guiseof peace building kenya is not at civil strive its you politicial who causes this watch/ tame you tongue how can you address empty stomach .


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