- Stroking of beard increases concentration and cognitive ability
- The beard filters the air of toxins, pollution, and stray food
- Natural animal and insect repellent when going on safari or taking a walk in the forest
- Science has shown that beards rarely sleep
- Beards are almost completely immune to sarcasm
- A beard quadruples handsomeness
- Beards act as a homing beacon attracting the jealousy and admiration of the beardless men who cannot grow one
- Fits on your face
- The beard acts as a bib and catches any dripping sauce before landing on your crisp white shirt
- Beards are great visual aphrodisiacs – who doesn’t want to be tickled?
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