Scientists discovered world’s oldest sex toy


Women are always denying that they pleasure themselves, even though we all know they’re lying.

Now researchers in Germany have proof that women have been performing solos on themselves for a long, long time.

That’s because recently, researchers at the University of Tubingen in Germany discovered a 28,000-year-old SEX TOY.

It’s an eight-inch-long piece of stone, it’s been polished smooth, and it has a ring etched around the top, so it SORT of resembles a guy’s unit.

Scientists found it in a cave in southern Germany, and pieced it back together from more than a dozen fragments.

They say that when it wasn’t being used as a sex aid, it doubled as a tool for lighting fires. (??)

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