The art of kissing

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Kissing is an art and it takes research in order for you to do just right. Having kissed my fair share of frogs before I found the prince, it came to notice that there are so many adults out there who are going around committing what can only be termed as assault on the lips and general mouth area. Here are a few things that really have no place when you’re kissing someone.

The Smear Campaign

There is nothing as nauseating as a slobbery kiss. Have you ever kissed someone and thereafter felt like your puppy was licking your face? That’s a smear campaign. It is not only gross but also leaves an equally “icky” feeling on the face after the crime is committed. Keep it moist but not overflowing; kissing is not about exchanging bodily fluids in large quantities. If you need dental suckers get them because if you don’t, chances are you’ll be relegated to innocuous pecks on the cheek or even worse on the forehead.

The Gnasher

If you are kissing someone and somehow your teeth bump; you are on a slippery slope my friend. There’s nothing quite as irritating as “teeth bumping” with someone because frankly, how exactly do you manage to achieve that? Open your damn mouth you prude, it’s a kiss for crying out loud, not a nibble. The same goes for the lips. Lips are not a source of protein so stop with the bruising kisses. A friend of mine was treated to a toothy assault of her lips and had to wear salve for a week! Not cool, not cool at all.

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5 Comments

  1. Avatar Nana January 1st, 1970 at 12:00 am

    Hahahahahaha! I'm dead at the "gapping fish". Nice.

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  2. Avatar Paw paw January 1st, 1970 at 12:00 am

    Oooook……so, what is the best way to kiss then? You are only talking of the bad ones…and claiming to be the master of kissing. Give us your secret.

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  3. Avatar Anonymous January 1st, 1970 at 12:00 am

    ur ryt kissin can mek sam 1 long 4 mo or it can piss u off completely

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  4. Avatar b.o.b.i October 11th, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    haha..

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  5. Avatar #DONGE! ® October 15th, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    Hi Hi

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