To be a booty call or not to be…

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booty-call-arrangementChips funga (v, used with females): a condition in which a woman proceeds to the lodgings or abode of a member of the [usually] opposite sex after being convinced through different methods inc., but not restricted to, coercion, major kiswahili, chemikali, and black out, and sometimes wakes up in the morning and proceeds to do the Walk of Shame.

sausage funga (v, used with males): see chips fungwa.

I was listening to Lyfe Jennings’ single Statistics off his new album, I Still Believe. That song preaches it like there is no tomorrow!

 

RULE #1

Don’t be a booty call

If he don’t respect you girl he gon forget you girl810

RULE #2

If he’s in a relationship

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

RULE #3

Tell him that you’re celibate

And if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it

RULE #4

Be the person you wanna find

Don’t be a nickel out here lookin’ for a dime

I wonder, what defines relationships these days? Or rather, what defines the dating scene? A typical night out at the rave consists of a group of friends going out for drinks and a night of fun. At one point there is a sort-of “courtship” ritual that goes on. The guys have seen some chics they like and are out on the prowl… Ladies are acting coy as the guys are busy being innovative in their attempts to impress the ladies in question. Before long, it is time to leave and those who are successful will have their chips funga or sausage funga (after all, we are in the times of liberated women who take away the guys).

It is the superfluous things for which men sweat.*

What, really, is the point? Does it mean that old school courting is out of the window? Could it be that our ways of doing things are contributing to the major vacancies in people’s hearts that come about after a short period? Are there people out there who are fed up with the status quo?

*Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 BC-65) Roman philosopher and playwright.

 

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  • bahsan ali

    be prepared, let him think he can have you, heck let him even pay for that place he is getting then ditch him. but never ever put yourself in a compromising situation. he will never call you again unless he is just desperate to bang you!

  • Lay it on Me – Kelly Rowland
    You are da One – Rihanna
    Gentleman – P Unit & Sauti Sol

  • John Kibe

    Home – Daughtry
    Kigeugeu – Jaguar
    Coming Home – Sauti Sol

  • Love on top by Beyonce
    Ara by BrymO
    Dami Duro by DavidO

    I love the songs above becuase 1) you can dance to 2) to me these are timeless songs 3) the songs talk to me 

  • Nelson Munene

    Good Feeling – Flo Rida…I love this song coz the intro of the song is just amazing and always puts me in a dancing mood even if I had such a boring day
    Addicted- Camp Mulla…As much as people might not appreciate local music, when I hear this song I just feel like am listening to the like of new edition back in the day coz the vocals have just been perfected plus the dynamics just make the speakers cranked up and it kinda puts me in a relaxing mood.

    Let me ride- Dr. Dre…Men I can replay this song like forever. The vocals in the song have been blended very well and you can hear the bass, flutes, percussions distinctly and this makes you bump to the groove any time of the day. This song just blows my mind.

  • Dinah Kanake

    I was here- Beyonce                                    ————-> Makes me think of my legacy
    Power of Love/Love Power                            ————-> Reminds me of the power of Love  Lotus Flower Bomb (Ft. Miguel) – Wale         ————-> Sets the standards of how He should treat me  

  • Beyoncé – Party ft. J. Cole
    Mavado – Settle Down
    P-Unit ft Sauti Sol – Gentleman
    This songs blend nicely n they range from r&b, dancehall to Kenyan music#IkibambaSanaWapiNduruWewe

  • Beyoncé – Party ft. J. Cole

    Mavado – Settle Down

    P-Unit ft Sauti Sol – Gentleman

    This songs blend nicely n they range from r&b, dancehall to Kenyan music#IkibambaSanaWapiNduruWewe

  • COLDPLAY- PARADISE.

    NICOLE .C. MULLEN- REDEEMER.

    EAGLE EYE CHERRY- SAVE TONIGHT.

    THE MUSIC ARRANGEMENT IN THESE SONGS IS AMAZING!!!!!!

  • LEVELS – AVICII

    LENTO – PROFESSOR

    LOCA PEOPLE – SAK NOEL

    THIS SONGS WILL UPLIFT UR MOOD AT WHATEVER TIME AND ITS JUST GOOD MUSIC ……………..

  • BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE – CHRIS BROWN; ~ this song just lifta up my spirits and does wonders to my self esteem and morale in general … plus who doesnt love being a beautiful person… 🙂

    YOU MAKE ME FEEL – COBRA STARSHIP FEAT. SABI; the track of this song is just insane makes you wanna get up and dance plus the lyrics compliment it fabulously.

    LOOKIE LOOKIE – STELLA MWANGI ~ clearly there is a trend here its all about confidence and that little umph in your attitude plus this song gives my play list the perfect belend between local and the international that resonates well with me

    now can i have those earphones to take my listening experience to the next level please… 

  • Morganmurungi

    busy signal – missing you
    cold play – paradise
    Don omar ft lucenzo – danza kuduro

  • khago – kiss and make up
    50 cent ft justin timberlake – ayo technology
    chris martin – stay faithful

  • 1. Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa – Young, Wild and Free ft. Bruno Mars

    2. Rihanna – Cheers (Drink To That)

    3. T.I. – Live Your Life Feat. Rihanna

    this songs simply explain who i am. they make me feel at ease and gets me in the wright mood be it morning, Monday, mid month… its just what i need to be me!!!

  • Jakes

    Fugees – Fu-gee-la……………ol’skool.
    M.O.P, Busta Rhymes……….lost skool.
    Dr.Dre,Snoop,Akon……………new skool

    AudioHeaven right thurr…..

  • Elijah Gathanga

    1.Ita waiter by Madtraxx
    2.Set Fire To The Rain by Adelle
    3.Lento by Professor ft Speedy
    -THESE ARE BIG TUNES THAT MAKE ME REWIND N THEY ARE THOSE THAT TEMPT TO GO KNOCK ON THE DJ’S BOOTH JUZ TO TELL HIM/HER TO PUUUUUULLLLL UP!!
    THOUGH I USUALLY DONT HEAR MUCH OF WHAT THEY ARE SAYING BLAME BEING ON THE HEADPHONES I USE…SOUP ME N SWAG ME UP WITH THOSE FANTA-STIC BEATS BY DRE PLEAsE

  • 1. Fally Ipupa – Sexy Dance

    2. Gelly & AT feat Ray C – Mama Ntilie

    3. Lil Wayne – How To Love

    a liltle bit of everything lifts my spirits up! and this is how i choose to do it, works all the time!!!!

  • Don Omar -danza kuduro
    Tinie Tempah ft Kelly-Invincible
    Lilwayne ,yungmoney crew-I made it
    these songs just make me fill awesome evryday of the week they make me who i am as they lift my spirits and inspire me to greater heights!

  • 1. Coldplay – Paradise.        —–           When ma spirits are down, this will do it for me.

    2. Rihanna – Cheers (Drink To That)  —- For that Good Weekend feeling.

    3. P-Unit ft Sauti Sol – Gentleman —–   This ma favorite local jam, to ease and tone me down after a long    tiring day.

  • GYM CLASS HEROES – STEREO HEARTS
    SAUTI SOL – COMING HOME
    LIQUIDEEP – STILL

    JUST ONE REASON WHY I LUV THEM, THEY ARE MUSIC FOR THE SOUL

  • 1.GYM CLASS HEROES – STEREO HEARTS

    2.P-Unit ft Sauti Sol – Gentleman

    3.GOOD FEELING -FLORIDA

    I  like the songs of the different genre since they make my day.when i feel low they brigthen me up..

  • 1.Redman-Lets get dirty
    2.Lupe Fiasco-show goes on
    3.Young joc-its going down

    these tracks get me jumping!they lift up my mood,now mattwer how mad i am! the redmann gets me back many years when we used to watch music on m.c.m after school.it hasnt lost its glitter in ma head!

  • 1.G.R.I.N.D (Get Ready Its a New Day) by Asher Roth.- Everymorning when I wake up I have 2 listen to this song, especially those days U just wonder if lyf is really worth the hustle, it just lifts me up & gives me motivation to face a new day.

    2. UJINGA NI? by Babu Gee – This song combines some really hilarious mchongoano and nomata what type of day Im havin, it makes me laugh nomata how many times I listen to it.

    3. LANDLORD by Mejja – This song just reminds me of my former landlord who would knock at every door in the estate on the 1st of every month very early in the morning askin 4 rent then 3 days later u come home to find that Nairobi Water Company has disconnected coz the landlord hasnt paid the water bill. I just laugh when I hear that song coz I nolonger pay rent & my landlord problems are over.

  • 1. CAN’T TELL ME NOTHING by Kanye West – Evrytime Im sitted thinkin about how much Ive struggled, all those student loans, those exams, this song just gets me really uplifted because I know when I make it Im gon be driving a Hummer & at that moment I will be my own boss & no one will be there to tell me anything.

    2. ROCKSTAR by Nickelback – Everytime I hear this song even when Im in the office I just turn whatever Im holding into an imaginary guitar & I just imagine myself being a Rockstar living the type of life that Nickleback talks about in this song. 🙂

    3. I FEEL GOOD by James Brown – I call this song my feel good song coz it doesnt matter what Im doin, even if Im moppin the house, in my mind the mop automatically turns into a microphone & I just 4get everything else & the good feelin kicks in & I get to dancin mode.

  • 1. Dermaco- True Friend. This song is very important to me because it’s very important to have true friends but always watch-out for fr-enemies who act as if they are your friends but they are really back stabbers.
    2. Chris Martin- Betta Dem. You can’t please everybody but if you want to please somebody just please yourself always please yourself. Need i say more???
    3.Chris Brown-Beautiful People. It’s a song that encourages me to keep my head high and discover the beauty inside me. Always know that you are Beautifully and wonderfully created by God.

  • 1.Missing you – Busy Signal – gotta listen to this jam makes me think of her always and every day
    2.Lets go – Beenieman(overproof riddim) – this song gets just brings backs tha good memories you knu summer feeling
    3.Cheers – Rihanna – after a long day—what can i say Cheers to that>this song gives you that feel good factor that  Fanta gives you

  • Bernard karathe

    hustlin by rick ross-no matter the job u doing,this song always lifts me up in every hustle i do
    got urself a gun by nas-i love this song,brings out the g out of me
    still dre by dr dre-the beats that one can freestyle to no mattre what you saying

  • Albandura

    Old school courting was fun I guess and not the kind we have now that is so one sided   and based on material things…makes people to be too cheap!!!

  • caroline gathoni

    Old school is the best way the rest comes with baggage’s n hurt n loads of disappointments no matter what

  • #DONGE! ®

    Old school all the way 🙂

  • Ron Grant

    im not stuck up in the past when i decide old school is the new new school,i just happen to have# standards,period!

  • kenyanna

    New school is only selfish and crass. People lost respect for themselves. Old school for life

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