Pickup lines are totally overrated, and anyone who has attempted to use one, will be able to testify to that. Unless you come off as a harmless, soft-spoken, naïve and geeky guy; you’ve probably annoyed quite a few women, otherwise, you’d getaway with being “cute.”
The purpose of a pickup line is to break the ice, and start a conversation. However, there are plenty of other ways to do that, and usually, only requires a genuine “How are you?” Pickup lines are good for a laugh, such as this one, “Your top is so becoming on you, if I was on top of you, I’d also be cumming…” – but in reality, most pickup lines come off insulting and completely arrogant.
Here are some examples of the worst lines….
“Feel the texture on my shirt, do you know what material this is?…It’s boyfriend material!”
How lame is that line? It would probably earn you a bi**h slap
“Honey, you must be tired since I’ve seen you twice in one day, you must be running through my head….”
First of all, don’t call anyone let alone a complete stranger “Honey.” It sounds arrogant, patronizing and lame. Secondly, claiming that you’ve seen someone twice in one day when it probably isn’t true is just terrible – why would you start with a lie?
“Hey Beautiful, noticed you out of all these ladies, thought I’d come over and let you buy me a drink.
“All these ladies” means you’ve tried with everyone else, and probably have failed. On another note, it also means that this guy is purely there for a hunt – if you don’t want to be his prey, ignore.
“If we were squirrels, would you allow me to bust a nut in your hole”
Never imply or compare yourself and a stranger to small animals that resembles rodents. Also, suggesting that your bodily parts will “bust” is …..*fill in the blank*
For the ice hockey fanatics, “If you were a puck, I’d slap-shot you any day!”
Unless your target is also a known S&M fanatic, telling someone that you’re going to slap them in your first conversation will probably end in a “slap” on your face.
“So you like football? Can you bend it like Beckham?”
“If it was up to me, I’d put U and I close together”
Tacky, lame and childish. Don’t even go there!
“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”
This one will definitely get some women rolling their eyes at you…heard it so many times!
“What language do you speak? I speak French.” *stare seductively*
Bound to be awkward, and your target would have no idea what you were suggesting – especially in loud environments.
Tell us some of your worst pickup lines in the comment section!