October 4, 2010 – Think you’ve got issues with mommy dearest? Welcome to the club.

Madonna and her Mini-Me accompanied each other to the Material Girl launch party at Macy’s in NYC last week. Just a few days later, Jada Pinkett Smith and her offspring jetted to Milan for the Ferragamo show at Fashion Week.

Lucky kids. You’ve got Willow, who will always have clothes to borrow since mom dresses like a trend-crazed teenager…

This poor kid can try all she wants—mom’s always going to beat her in the WTF department.

As for Lourdes, there’s something really sweet about spending so much time with grandma…Oh stop, we kid. But seriously, Lola better watch her step. It’s beginning to look like Madge needs some young blood to feed on.