Widower dies hours before first sex in 10 years

ripsAn 86-year-old man died hours before having sex for the first time in more than a decade after winning a ‘Get My Grandfather Laid’ competition.
The winner of ‘Get My Grandfather Laid’ died just hours before having his first sex for more than a decade.


Jonny Orris, an 86-year-old widower, was entered into the competition by his grandson Ed, however he unfortunately choked to death on a celebratory meal just before attending the Bunny Ranch to have sex with two women.


Owner Dennis Hof told TMZ that Jonny wanted to have a steak “before the big game” because he was prepping for the “Super Bowl of Sex”.


The prostitutes were heartbroken upon hearing the fateful news and they said Jonny told them: “I’m gonna be back here at nine o’clock – you’d better be ready!”

Ed added: “He was on cloud nine, and anxious to get back to the Bunny Ranch.”

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