Election Alphabet (@NasarathePoet)

ElectionAlphabet

 

A is for Abduba Dida the people’s champ

B is for Biometric Voter Ripoff stunt

C is for Colour blind Doctor putting ballot in wrong box

D is for Diaspora vote including Rongai an it’s environs

E is for Eyes wide open, Muite opticals

F is for Fake International Media reports and articles

G is for Great shock that 30,000 acres of Taita Taveta County are owned by Uhuru

H is for Hassan not Isaak but Lulu

I is for Ink on my pinky

J is for Jingle by I.E.B.C

K is for Kenya a land of great people special  to the LORD

L is for Legal process that will be tested by the petitions presented by CORD

M is for Multiplication factor of 8; rejected votes

N is for No sleep waiting for results

O is for Oh! Snap tallying started again from scratch

P is for Peace that prevailed, not a lit match

Q is for Questions asked at Bomas by political groupies

R is for R.I.P. for those who passed away in the line of civic duty

S is for Servers that didn’t crash just a nice blue screen

T is for Tunaweswait for 2017

U is for Unemployed ranks joined by political heavyweights

V is for Venom spewed on social media by intellectual featherweights

W is for Wisdom by media to censor speeches inspired by hate

X is for X the mark I used to choose my preferred candidate

Y is for Youth the voice of this nation

Z is for Zeal to see Kenya’s salvation

 

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