Women are always denying that they pleasure themselves, even though we all know they’re lying.

Now researchers in Germany have proof that women have been performing solos on themselves for a long, long time.

That’s because recently, researchers at the University of Tubingen in Germany discovered a 28,000-year-old SEX TOY.

It’s an eight-inch-long piece of stone, it’s been polished smooth, and it has a ring etched around the top, so it SORT of resembles a guy’s unit.

Scientists found it in a cave in southern Germany, and pieced it back together from more than a dozen fragments.

They say that when it wasn’t being used as a sex aid, it doubled as a tool for lighting fires. (??)