#2 She always lies to you… even about really obvious things
So you are 100% sure that she was at home bored and plotless last night but just so she doesn’t look “uncool” because she didn’t have plans on a whole Saturday night, she makes up a story about how her other friends invited her for an impromptu barbeque that was tons of fun and apparently she even met this cute guy.
#3She dates your exes
Of course this can only mean that the whole time you were with that ex of yours, she had eyes for him too. That is the only possible explanation because true friends will never go for your sloppy seconds. It is just wrong and exactly what a friend MUSTN’T do. Which means that during that bad break-up, as you cried your tear glands sore she was giving you fake sympathy as she did a little jig inside.
#4She never comes through for you and disappears especially in your time of need
She always bails out on you. When things are going good for her she is very scarce. Like when her relationship with her boyfriend is working out -or let’s just say when she has a boyfriend- you will not see or hear from her. But when she is single and miserable that you have things going good for you, she will be all over your space whether you like it or not hoping that the “good vibe” will rub off on her.
She always cancels on plans you had made together. She will give you some lame excuse about not being able to come for your party and will even try to get a few other people not to come for the party as well. All this so that your party is not a success without her and other key people in your life.