World’s first sex school opens in Vienna

Vienna, Austria is the new home to the World’s first international applied sex school, which claims to teach its students how to become better lovers.

The “hands on” syllabus will cost students a cool £1,400 per term and will see students living in mixed sex dormitories, where, they are expected to practice their homework. Hmmm, I wonder what type of applied sexuality homework that is!

Ylva-Maria Thompson, Swedish-born headmistress of the college says that their core education is not theoretical, but very practical.

“Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features. And we teach people hands on,” explains Thompson.

So let’s get this right, you pay to stay in a college where you have sex with other students and maybe even your instructors. This simply sounds like a legitimate orgy house or adults-only sex haven!


Capital Lifestyle Magazine asks: Would you enrol?





  • http://twitter.com/carolinespencer ✔ Verified Account

    LOL for real ?? hahahaha 

  • Walter Manning

    God forbid!! Thsi is the end of the World…clear signs of the day of judgement!!!

    • Anonymous

      People, please stop using the phrase “End of the world”every time something crazy/unusual happens. The world ends for each of us INDIVIDUALLY, when we die. So it has always, and forever will be, ending. Orgies have been there since the old Greek/Roman civilizations… and the world still continues!

      • Lawrence Mumba

         Yesu atakuja tena kuhukumu wazima na wafu.

      • http://twitter.com/carolinespencer ✔ Verified Account

        LOL 

      • Timothy

        You are so right

  • Rndolo

    Thumbs up

  • Jolly Evans

    This is horrible!  It simply tells you how perverse our generation is. God help Austria and our world at large

  • Abdul

    Stop it ……………

  • Msynaita

    wololooooo!!!!!!

  • Vin_jiro2

    I wonder what will be the credentials of their students?

  • Oile2007

    i tell u its time for us to prepare our ways with God.

  • Kenn

    Oh yes! Admission contacts quickly! hehe..

  • http://twitter.com/Nafterli Private Naph

    HELL YES!!

  • Tricia

    Signs of the tyms. World z ending 4 real

  • nyax33

    are they giving scholarships

  • Apollostv

    @nyax33,i wish they could,but generally this very funny Lol!

  • Gideon

    i think this symbolizes nothing but a near end of the world and the coming of Jesus Christ.

    • Viras

      hahaa…so, jesus said he’ll come when they open the first sex school? 

      • Antonyshyju

        sheer ignorance is not a mistake…

  • Knderitu11

    i want scholarship hehehe

    • Onzere

      So long as somebody is making a living, it doesn’t bother me at all. Plus how about people getting employed in the the field? Wouldn’t be cool even for the Australian government to collect some revenue and help the economy grow, especially in this hard times? Come on.

  • Kuljoe

    Jesus come now, I prophesy the should be ready for the most horrible catastrophe of their life, @ pilipilihawhaw remember sodom and gomorah 

  • malaika

    what else can you call the this, if not the works of the devil himself. Only good people can see this as wrong, bad people cant. How hell will consume them that do wrong will be unforgettable. If only they change and repent… i pity them

  • ISaac Agyei Ntiamoah

    are they giving certificate 

  • Ssebo.

    In Uganda girls are taught how to be good in bed..(and they are good).In Austria they have gone a notch higher..to all of you stop whining about xst and end of the world..Instead go to Austria or cross over to Uganda!

    • Michael

      At least Uganda is doing the right thing. As we all kno now, the reports about the school in Vienna was a hoax.

  • Jmwesh Mwesh

    Definately enrol….could they open a branch in Kenya

  • denis marube

    thats so awkward
     

  • http://twitter.com/Gillyi Gilbert Ng’etich

    I never knew my day will come

  • pwanidiva

    Ahahahahaha…crazy but as long as its done in a healthy and respectable manner like the kamasutra then its ok.

  • Sammkamba

    thats foolish.what is there to teach me?at the right time its okey but for now they should work to help children acquire skills they will need in the future for their well being

  • http://candidtinman.blogspot.com/ Tin Man

    Funny how some fellas are invoking doomsday on reading this. Get out of your closets! The world will hardly end coz of this. History is replete with more vivid scenarios. Having said that, lets hope they open a college in Kenya. :)

  • Ckanyoro

    send me the enrollment forms, just got a hall pass from my wife for two weeks, must take full advantage

  • Mandingo

    I will ask the wife to help  pay tuition….this is definately something that will spruce up my CV.

  • Tkaykristy

    Please sign me in…where the form

  • Tony

    any scholarships to this?

  • Kwoshabas

    i dont think wether  when the academic cariculum was set it  also recognised that so think twice upon commencement

  • Love

    money money sex haven for the ten digits dudes,clever way of making money.

  • Allyvestaz

    in kenya boys are thought on how to make big mamas scream

  • Allyvestaz

    in kenya, boys are thought on how to make big mamas scream

  • http://www.facebook.com/kimaniallan Kimani Allan

    whaat!!This should be Kenya Vision 20..ASAp:)

  • Tembeanayesu

    are they awarding diplomas and certificates

  • Tembeanayesu

    The world is coming to an end…

  • http://twitter.com/FrenchLoverBoy Chris Lilo

    hahahahaha………am signing up!!!

  • Dnashipai

    Please shut it with all the “end of the world” proclamations! One of the most common reasons why marriages fail is simply put- pathetic sex. And when divorce rates go up in society, the same “end of world” phrases are used! 
    Why do people train to be doctors, lawyers, engineers, artists? Because we are not born any of those! Just the same way, people are not born with knowledge of the entire human anatomy and yet some magically expect to be amazing lovers someday. It ain’t going to happen!
    Please train your minds to be open to change or forever wallow in the fast moving pace of this century!!!

  • ritz

    okay this is crazy and amazing at the same time..taking businesses to the next level..I mean i guess these things happen,only that they do not happen openly like this. 

  • ericnyamu2050

    they should have distance learning mode !!!!!!!!  lol. this is crazy 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Francis-Maranga/100001725876872 Francis Maranga

    sirikali yafaa izindue shule kama hii hapa kenya Kenya Institue of School of S………….(K.I.S.S.)

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.nzioka Kevin Prince Nzioka

    these guys should fungua a branch in Kenya like yesterday i would so enroll, evening classes tho. n make sure i never graduate. brilliant idea

  • Jfyufj

    Ngai fafa !

  • Pnongori

    i would love to be a lecturer in this school ! ngai mwathani.

  • marsh

    Do they give full time membership?????

  • Nzomi2

    A BROTHEL in Disguize

  • Emwita89

    Ok,unwanted pregnacies………………………………

  • Nikokoth

    absolute bullshit

  • screwreligion

    I see some people think this is the end of the world for Christians  lol thank goodness I am not one!

  • Pucci

    do they have experiment classes just like biology n chemistry does

  • Timothykemei

    Hahahaa loving some of the comments below..I wouldn,t mind attending such a school though. Then maybe I can keep on failing my end year results and have to redo my favourite courses, lol…I wonder how such a school operates

  • Csourav81

    I am an Indian boy ( age-22). I want to get admission in this school. But how?

  • Johnsixfox

    hahahah, that my school…enrol when it open in australia lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/christyjamesjames Christy James

    Let humans learn how to love. the only species that kills its own. Let’s learn  how to love.

  • http://www.facebook.com/christyjamesjames Christy James

    Cd we know some of the units taught so that one can decide the favourite area of specialization?

  • Cee

    I think the difference here is that they actually do practicals…well..that for me is wrong.In Uganda gals are taught by their aunties and they dont do it practically until when they are married not unless you are hay-wire..!why people are saying these are end-times its because..is seems that we are allowed to have sex with multiple partners and it is termed as practicals which ideally is made to sound right…That is wrong..Sex was made sacred and for married people only!..we are only trying to get ourselves immune to the immorality of 21st century. God Knew we will learn about it when we get married.No wonder this generation is so dying of the consequences of pre-marital sex..and even those divorces affairs and all are consequences (mostly) of pre-marital sex. Because proper sex education ( without practicals)lacks in this generation and not unless we turn to our manual..Bible and our True Teacher Jesus..we will surely perish!God Forbid that my children will even hear of such a school!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/muammar.abey Muammar Faraday

    OMG this is the beginning of the worlds end

  • Robert

    HELL NO.!!! ITS INSANE! PROBABLY THIS ARE THE END TIMES!!!!

  • Zack wamuro

    what about exams? how are they conducted?

  • Viollah

    wow still in shock

  • Cwmuruga

    Where the hewll is their  local; Nairobi branch!!! Can’t wait to enrol, but only for one TERM!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3JXFUSJM45BX7JAVW2BVRUSFZA Seco

    I learnt the game from my cousin when we were teenagers. She was an excellent coach. Now she is happily married. So am I. I would not mind a refresher course.

  • Ophuthukhu’thorho

    Na wanashaisha practical aje?

  • Isaiahmuhoro

    xo crazy!

  • Mulinge

    THE SON OF GOD IS COMING SOON!!!!!!

  • Mqt

    I don’t get these over-religious commenters…I’m also a Christian and I don’t feel the same way. Sex was created by God…it’s not evil! The reality is that many marriages are falling apart because once the sex life isn’t working out, other things start to fall apart. 

  • Jefferson_davies

    THIS IS TRULY AMAZING……… HMMMMMMM

  • Smith Nugba

    HAHAHA..GOD HAVE MERCY WHERE ARE WE GOING?

  • http://twitter.com/Nthiweezy Steve Nthiwa

    hahahaha

  • Guest

    I am always amazed at how people are not open into any idea that does not closely resemble something they believe in. Last year scientists found out that there are particles that can actually travel faster than the speed of light. Now particles have got nothing to do with morality so no one is talking but if those particles had something to do with morality or were a religion,  that is what we would still be talking about!!!

  • Do2bGreater

    For the people who are complaining about the idea of a school like this, open up your minds, its just brought to the fore what happens in private, and why are you even whining, in some traditions girls are taught how to perform in bed, personally i think the reason for the whole reason married men and women are running around and having affairs is because of lack of sexual knowledge and their partners also become lazy and stop putting in effort

  • wakwabs

    I would like to know their student enrollment. It does not make sense to have 300 male students and 2 female students since such a course requires both sexes – unless they use blow up dolls! hahaha! And for all those ppl who would wish for such a school to be open in Kenya, tough luck. Not even when you’re rotting :_( 

  • Lenahwangari

    good idea!!!!!!infact sex was given by God…let people learn the art…i would wish they recruit couples,good 4 them…

  • Mzito

    Attachment ni wapi, koinange street?LOL

  • gracie

    no i  cant

  • Gracie Nyams

    this is crazy

  • Jdmcayenne08

    yes, how do i apply?

  • http://www.facebook.com/kxodo Xodo Musuu

    we shud consider openin one in Kenya b4 we decide we are more civilised in the near/further future like them.kul to experiment but thats their kulness,austrians.

  • Bazzie

    tht cool they should even hve more branches all over Africa so tht our African ladies can learn a thing or more!!!!!!!!!!

  • Eloloassani

    Oh Yeah, Rwanda is even great, they practice with brothers, sisters and even dad can tell a daughter how to enjoy sex…and you know the ultimate is when you get to have sex with a lady she gives you extras…excess water, they call it mayi

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