World’s first sex school opens in Vienna

Vienna, Austria is the new home to the World’s first international applied sex school, which claims to teach its students how to become better lovers.

The “hands on” syllabus will cost students a cool £1,400 per term and will see students living in mixed sex dormitories, where, they are expected to practice their homework. Hmmm, I wonder what type of applied sexuality homework that is!

Ylva-Maria Thompson, Swedish-born headmistress of the college says that their core education is not theoretical, but very practical.

“Sexual positions, caressing techniques, anatomical features. And we teach people hands on,” explains Thompson.

So let’s get this right, you pay to stay in a college where you have sex with other students and maybe even your instructors. This simply sounds like a legitimate orgy house or adults-only sex haven!

Capital Lifestyle Magazine asks: Would you enrol?

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  • ✔ Verified Account

    LOL for real ?? hahahaha 

  • Walter Manning

    God forbid!! Thsi is the end of the World…clear signs of the day of judgement!!!

    • Anonymous

      People, please stop using the phrase “End of the world”every time something crazy/unusual happens. The world ends for each of us INDIVIDUALLY, when we die. So it has always, and forever will be, ending. Orgies have been there since the old Greek/Roman civilizations… and the world still continues!

      • Lawrence Mumba

         Yesu atakuja tena kuhukumu wazima na wafu.

        • Myhoneywell

          Am Professor of Sexology, I have shortage of students,positions are up for grab, pulsating and heaving techniques, if you are interested you can enroll,hurry up,,,,,,,, ,

          • Wangechimburu

            no need,perfect

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      • Timothy

        You are so right

  • Rndolo

    Thumbs up

  • Jolly Evans

    This is horrible!  It simply tells you how perverse our generation is. God help Austria and our world at large

  • Abdul

    Stop it ……………

  • Msynaita


  • Vin_jiro2

    I wonder what will be the credentials of their students?

  • Oile2007

    i tell u its time for us to prepare our ways with God.

  • Kenn

    Oh yes! Admission contacts quickly! hehe..

  • Private Naph

    HELL YES!!

  • Tricia

    Signs of the tyms. World z ending 4 real

  • nyax33

    are they giving scholarships

    • Judith Adhiambo

      nyax33 very funny

  • Apollostv

    @nyax33,i wish they could,but generally this very funny Lol!

  • Gideon

    i think this symbolizes nothing but a near end of the world and the coming of Jesus Christ.

    • Viras

      hahaa…so, jesus said he’ll come when they open the first sex school? 

      • Antonyshyju

        sheer ignorance is not a mistake…

      • Adi-Bestest Gyal Syco Michelle

        Viras…you just made my day

      • Diesel

        Viras, read the bible and you will stop asking stupid questions.

  • Knderitu11

    i want scholarship hehehe

    • Onzere

      So long as somebody is making a living, it doesn’t bother me at all. Plus how about people getting employed in the the field? Wouldn’t be cool even for the Australian government to collect some revenue and help the economy grow, especially in this hard times? Come on.

  • Kuljoe

    Jesus come now, I prophesy the should be ready for the most horrible catastrophe of their life, @ pilipilihawhaw remember sodom and gomorah 

  • malaika

    what else can you call the this, if not the works of the devil himself. Only good people can see this as wrong, bad people cant. How hell will consume them that do wrong will be unforgettable. If only they change and repent… i pity them

    • Elijah Kevin Jumbo

      Malaika dear are you suggesting that only “bad” people need to know how to perform well sexually? Are you saying that if I want to learn about sex I become ungodly? Is it that sex belongs or was created by the devil and is the direct ticket to hell? Where is all this in the Holy Bible or what do people like you base their arguments on? I call it CHEAP, DRAMATIC,  FANATICAL FAITH that has no knowledge and can save no life.

      • Emieh

        Hi Elijah, its amazing how ignorant pple can be. According to God’s law, sex should be a private, intimate affair between a wife and a husband, not between tens of pple purpoting to learn sex. Marriages fail cz pple don put God first in their union, not cz they don knw sex styles.Sex was created by God, it is wonderful and enjoyable, but only in the confines of matrimony. call it fanatical faith, but it is the truth. Any other thing is a lie from the devil.

        • structurep

          hey Em, as much as sex is private poorly managed sex is recipe for failed marriage. love making needs a class or two to make it new and interesting for a couple. The homework things should not scare you. You can do homework with your special someone. i wish we were in the same class with you i could have explained better. Lol! i wanna apply.

  • ISaac Agyei Ntiamoah

    are they giving certificate 

  • Ssebo.

    In Uganda girls are taught how to be good in bed..(and they are good).In Austria they have gone a notch all of you stop whining about xst and end of the world..Instead go to Austria or cross over to Uganda!

    • Michael

      At least Uganda is doing the right thing. As we all kno now, the reports about the school in Vienna was a hoax.

  • Jmwesh Mwesh

    Definately enrol….could they open a branch in Kenya

  • denis marube

    thats so awkward

  • Gilbert Ng’etich

    I never knew my day will come

  • pwanidiva

    Ahahahahaha…crazy but as long as its done in a healthy and respectable manner like the kamasutra then its ok.

  • Sammkamba

    thats foolish.what is there to teach me?at the right time its okey but for now they should work to help children acquire skills they will need in the future for their well being

  • Tin Man

    Funny how some fellas are invoking doomsday on reading this. Get out of your closets! The world will hardly end coz of this. History is replete with more vivid scenarios. Having said that, lets hope they open a college in Kenya. :)

  • Ckanyoro

    send me the enrollment forms, just got a hall pass from my wife for two weeks, must take full advantage

  • Mandingo

    I will ask the wife to help  pay tuition….this is definately something that will spruce up my CV.

  • Tkaykristy

    Please sign me in…where the form

  • Tony

    any scholarships to this?

  • Kwoshabas

    i dont think wether  when the academic cariculum was set it  also recognised that so think twice upon commencement

  • Love

    money money sex haven for the ten digits dudes,clever way of making money.

  • Allyvestaz

    in kenya boys are thought on how to make big mamas scream

  • Allyvestaz

    in kenya, boys are thought on how to make big mamas scream

  • Kimani Allan

    whaat!!This should be Kenya Vision 20..ASAp:)

  • Tembeanayesu

    are they awarding diplomas and certificates

  • Tembeanayesu

    The world is coming to an end…

  • Chris Lilo

    hahahahaha………am signing up!!!

  • Dnashipai

    Please shut it with all the “end of the world” proclamations! One of the most common reasons why marriages fail is simply put- pathetic sex. And when divorce rates go up in society, the same “end of world” phrases are used! 
    Why do people train to be doctors, lawyers, engineers, artists? Because we are not born any of those! Just the same way, people are not born with knowledge of the entire human anatomy and yet some magically expect to be amazing lovers someday. It ain’t going to happen!
    Please train your minds to be open to change or forever wallow in the fast moving pace of this century!!!

    • siyabonga

      good point, very good indeed

    • Emieh

      Hi, its amazing how ignorant pple can be. According to God’s law, sex should be a private, intimate affair between a wife and a husband, not between tens of pple purpoting to learn sex. Marriages fail cz pple don put God first in their union, not cz they don knw sex styles.Sex was created by God, it is wonderful and enjoyable, but only in the confines of matrimony. call it fanatical faith, but it is the truth. Any other thing is a lie from the devil. And by the way, marriage is not 100% sex. u will find tht out once you get there.

      • Gakii Gits

        very true

      • farida karu


      • Faith

        very true…and no matter what century we are in…the word of God still remains to be the same!

      • Nungari Mugi

        You are soooooooo right!

      • rose

        so true

    • Dogonasi

      It cannot be better said Nashipai all those who see it otherwise and start escapism towards God better take some lessons themselves coz………..your sex life sucks. Good sex will make your partner stick to you when everything else sucks and thus reducing chances of a divorce. You cannot daydream of your wives cooking but you can of the sex, well for women towards men….what else is there to daydream about?

  • ritz

    okay this is crazy and amazing at the same time..taking businesses to the next level..I mean i guess these things happen,only that they do not happen openly like this. 

  • ericnyamu2050

    they should have distance learning mode !!!!!!!!  lol. this is crazy 

  • Francis Maranga

    sirikali yafaa izindue shule kama hii hapa kenya Kenya Institue of School of S………….(K.I.S.S.)

  • Kevin Prince Nzioka

    these guys should fungua a branch in Kenya like yesterday i would so enroll, evening classes tho. n make sure i never graduate. brilliant idea

  • Jfyufj

    Ngai fafa !

  • Pnongori

    i would love to be a lecturer in this school ! ngai mwathani.

  • marsh

    Do they give full time membership?????

  • Nzomi2

    A BROTHEL in Disguize

  • Emwita89

    Ok,unwanted pregnacies………………………………

  • Nikokoth

    absolute bullshit

  • screwreligion

    I see some people think this is the end of the world for Christians  lol thank goodness I am not one!

  • Pucci

    do they have experiment classes just like biology n chemistry does

  • Timothykemei

    Hahahaa loving some of the comments below..I wouldn,t mind attending such a school though. Then maybe I can keep on failing my end year results and have to redo my favourite courses, lol…I wonder how such a school operates

  • Csourav81

    I am an Indian boy ( age-22). I want to get admission in this school. But how?

  • Johnsixfox

    hahahah, that my school…enrol when it open in australia lol

  • Christy James

    Let humans learn how to love. the only species that kills its own. Let’s learn  how to love.

  • Christy James

    Cd we know some of the units taught so that one can decide the favourite area of specialization?

  • Cee

    I think the difference here is that they actually do practicals…well..that for me is wrong.In Uganda gals are taught by their aunties and they dont do it practically until when they are married not unless you are hay-wire..!why people are saying these are end-times its seems that we are allowed to have sex with multiple partners and it is termed as practicals which ideally is made to sound right…That is wrong..Sex was made sacred and for married people only!..we are only trying to get ourselves immune to the immorality of 21st century. God Knew we will learn about it when we get married.No wonder this generation is so dying of the consequences of pre-marital sex..and even those divorces affairs and all are consequences (mostly) of pre-marital sex. Because proper sex education ( without practicals)lacks in this generation and not unless we turn to our manual..Bible and our True Teacher Jesus..we will surely perish!God Forbid that my children will even hear of such a school!!!

  • Muammar Faraday

    OMG this is the beginning of the worlds end

  • Robert


  • Zack wamuro

    what about exams? how are they conducted?

  • Viollah

    wow still in shock

  • Cwmuruga

    Where the hewll is their  local; Nairobi branch!!! Can’t wait to enrol, but only for one TERM!

  • Seco

    I learnt the game from my cousin when we were teenagers. She was an excellent coach. Now she is happily married. So am I. I would not mind a refresher course.

  • Ophuthukhu’thorho

    Na wanashaisha practical aje?

  • Isaiahmuhoro

    xo crazy!

  • Mulinge


  • Mqt

    I don’t get these over-religious commenters…I’m also a Christian and I don’t feel the same way. Sex was created by God…it’s not evil! The reality is that many marriages are falling apart because once the sex life isn’t working out, other things start to fall apart. 

  • Jefferson_davies


  • Smith Nugba


  • Steve Nthiwa


  • Guest

    I am always amazed at how people are not open into any idea that does not closely resemble something they believe in. Last year scientists found out that there are particles that can actually travel faster than the speed of light. Now particles have got nothing to do with morality so no one is talking but if those particles had something to do with morality or were a religion,  that is what we would still be talking about!!!

  • Do2bGreater

    For the people who are complaining about the idea of a school like this, open up your minds, its just brought to the fore what happens in private, and why are you even whining, in some traditions girls are taught how to perform in bed, personally i think the reason for the whole reason married men and women are running around and having affairs is because of lack of sexual knowledge and their partners also become lazy and stop putting in effort

  • wakwabs

    I would like to know their student enrollment. It does not make sense to have 300 male students and 2 female students since such a course requires both sexes – unless they use blow up dolls! hahaha! And for all those ppl who would wish for such a school to be open in Kenya, tough luck. Not even when you’re rotting :_( 

  • Lenahwangari

    good idea!!!!!!infact sex was given by God…let people learn the art…i would wish they recruit couples,good 4 them…

  • Mzito

    Attachment ni wapi, koinange street?LOL

    • Dwayne Carter

      hahahah lol

  • gracie

    no i  cant

  • Gracie Nyams

    this is crazy

  • Jdmcayenne08

    yes, how do i apply?

  • Xodo Musuu

    we shud consider openin one in Kenya b4 we decide we are more civilised in the near/further future like them.kul to experiment but thats their kulness,austrians.

  • Bazzie

    tht cool they should even hve more branches all over Africa so tht our African ladies can learn a thing or more!!!!!!!!!!

  • Eloloassani

    Oh Yeah, Rwanda is even great, they practice with brothers, sisters and even dad can tell a daughter how to enjoy sex…and you know the ultimate is when you get to have sex with a lady she gives you extras…excess water, they call it mayi

  • dragon

    this is totally wrong  no use…..also not making any sense.. just creating the protitutetions  in the world

  • calito


  • Wanjiku25

    this is not a laughing matter.they have gone is only allowed to married couples.and i`m sure that God had a unique reason for putting that way.this guys should be in jail serving life imprisonment till the return of Christ.

  • Jacobmetto

    the college will soon have its branches spreading like fire in mount kenya.

  • Zimba

    They Should open a branch in Harare

    • swaggo

      kenyans can open distance learning in harare.

  • mami

    they will acquire good skills and unfortunately STDs if not HIV/AIDS just book an appointment with Gertrude Mungai for any sexual issues its safer and ethical.

  • Jon

    oops lets exchange spouses

  • Joperis88

    m gonna enrol smone i now thea…she shud get sex lessons asap

  • Peacemaker


  • Joshuanyongayo

    the world is ending

  • Alfonsokia

    Kenyan branch coming sooner than we think 


    This is pure pornography.It will cause all those who partake its activities nothing but sorrow and regret.

  • Cilvadans

    hiyo ni kali i av 2 attend

  • Albandura

    That is sad…you either know how to do it or not naturally

  • Jane Achieng

    wolololololo….how do i apply

    • onyango ogolla

      By sending me an email

  • Patrick E.

    without wanting to take the holier than though angle, I am just curious, where these people will work once they graduate……

    • farida karu

      hehehe the only work available for such experts… sex workers… or to put it mildly “escorts” or sex therapists!

  • George

    Naomba serikali isaidie ili niweze kupata ile masomo.

    • structurep

      free education funds to be released.

  • Tim Mputhia

    Open a sub-Branch in Kenya…..or affiliate yourself with UON in order to grow!!

  • Benarmusau

    no bad to practise 

  • Bedan Maina

    They can have a constituent college along Luthuli.

  • Sarahpinto39

    this is very crazy. The world is surely coming to an end (Sodom and Gomora)

    • sammy ndiritu

      sodom and gomora was about gayism and here comes a dff thing

  • Beauttah Wandera

    We have many of those in Kenya though they aren’t called Sex schools…

  • Paul Osalo

    The world has been turned into satanic practical worship and very soon the end is near

  • desire kefa

    im coming

  • jay

    YES i would enroll. and make sure i fail the final exams so that i repeat the classes all over again..

    • Warui Maina


    • Emmanuel Chenze


  • Henry166

    Everythin is possible, but surely we are now disobeying the laws of nature. Teaching how to have have sex is teaching some how to eat.

  • Ian Nissi


  • shie

    holy shiet! talk of doom!am sure sir God is angry n u gonna pay 4 this bullshit

  • Michelle Mikah

    Kenyan branch coming soon..but only for the married.

    • structurep

      imagine you number one in class and …

  • mickey

    halleluiah………..lord have mercy on ma soul n at the same tym judge me not for ma thoughts are too nasty……i need to hold a fundraising to be enrolled there…. after-all majority ov the chillez will benefit from ma education which i will pass it on to them free ov charge…….what do you say gays……

  • M’Anampiu Njeru

    How much does it cost to fly to Vienna.Think i’ll be the dumb kid, so that more people tutor me,heheheheheheh

  • tychs

    i can only imagine how group discussions are conducted

    • Emmanuel Chenze


  • Jeff-Cent Pendorah

    I need a sponsor or a scholarship to take few lessons there. Do they have a branch in East Africa, i would go there like yesterday.

  • Jeff-Cent Pendorah

    we all know how old is sex, we can’t stop it but perfect it. I will register immediately.

  • Nigeriahealthforum

    This is wonderful I can’t believe this.

  • Dogonasi

    These things used to happen in most African cultures that we let the westerners so erode! Now they call it worlds first sex school!

  • alexx


  • trina hot chic

    nyinyi ni wagwan.when will they start giving scholarships?hahaha

  • abrahamonyango

    are there scholarships valid to non EU citizens, for Kenya we are behind

  • geeps

    send me the prospectors, course outline and fees structure A.S.A.P.
    can I franchise them here in kenya??

  • Stephen Mbuthi Njenga

    what a world!!

  • oguta

    itabidi nimerudi shule

  • pretap

    VD, AIDS, and other infectious diseases to follow before too long.

  • Dann K

    am not surprised you wouldnt air my views- talk about selective mediocre media perpetuating false information!

  • Warui Maina

    indeed…can it be applied online

  • aliza

    is their any scholarship ?

    • jazyy

      in india also

  • onyango ogolla

    Kenyans will never stop being kenyans

  • kibz

    heehe,awesome.lots of homework

  • veronica yole

    who teaches animals, birds, insects, and other primates to do it better? This is not good unleass one is in direct communion with the owner of this world who always devices evil. I thought sex is all about Love and vise versa. Even if you know how to do it if my conscience doesn’t like you you are just but filth before me!.REFRAIN.

  • BLue

    So sad that someone can’t find within themselves who they are sexually. Intimacy seems to be a thing of the past. Part of the fun of learning to be sexual is learning the others persons needs and sharing yours.

  • Natasha

    That is trash school

  • pierre

    Need scholarship for this one.

  • Harry Nisoka

    … says alot when ur spouce gets a PHD from this institution……..