The worse lovers in the world are from . . . GERMANY

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Let’s face it . . . when it comes to satisfying a woman, all men are NOT created equal.  But which men are the BEST . . . and which are the WORST?

Well, a global research website called OnePoll.com asked women from 20 different countries where the world’s BEST LOVERS are from.  Here’s the top ten:

10.)  Canada

9.)  Denmark

8.)  New Zealand

7.)  Australia

6.)  South Africa

5.)  Ireland

4.)  France

3.)  Italy

2.)  Brazil

1.) Spain

THE WORST LOVERS IN THE WORLD ARE FROM . . . GERMANY.

And here’s where the world’s WORST lovers are from, and why:

10.)  Russia . . . because the men there are too hairy.

9.)  Turkey . . . because the men there are too sweaty.

8.)  Scotland  . . . because they’re too loud.

7.)  Wales  . . . because they’re too selfish.

6.)  Greece . . . too lovey-dovey.

5.)  United States . . . too rough.

4.)  Holland . . . too dominating.

3.)  Sweden . . . too quick to finish.

2.)  England . . . too lazy.

1.)  Germany  . . . because the men there are too smelly.  And there you have it.

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  • Julie Mukami

    And where do we place the men from Nairobi who are too smell, too quick to finish, too dominating,too rough, too selish and too loud?

  • Julie

    And where do we place the men from Nairobi who are too smelly, too quick to finish, too dominating,too rough, too selish and too loud?

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  • Rut_o

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